Mexico vs. Uruguay
In a battle of the uglies, we decide the ugliest Group A country.
| | Uruguay | Mexico |
| People | 0 points (wow, the only girl I know from Uruguay is actually pretty cute, and now I have gone and given them 0 points in beauty for people!) | 2 points (the french stand up as a group of pretty sex men and women) |
| Natural Beauty | 1 points (although I took away points for this earlier, if 90% of the population live in Montevideo, the countryside must be pretty nice, and well, they do have a coastline along the Atlantic ocean) | 1 points (for all I ragged on them, you do have the mayan pyramids, copper canyon, coasts on both the pacific and atlantic ocean, so a pretty beautiful place) |
| Language | ½ points (I have a feeling like we may end up with quite a few of these Spanish on Spanish showdowns in the games to come) | ½ points (we have to stop this spanish on spanish violence) |
| Dance | 1 point (it is a shame that the sexiest dance known to man will not survive the first round) | 0 points (Mexicans like to wear masks) |
| Food | 0 points (outside of Uruguay, who eats Uruguayan food?) | 1 point (pintos and rice finally prevail!) |
Final Score – Mexico 4.5, Uruguay 2.5
Mexico leaves the tournament as a beauty in training – looking to grow up a bit. Uruguay needs a name change if it wants to win any beauty pageants.
France vs. South Africa
| | France | South Africa |
| People | 2 points (The President is married to a hot model) | 0 points (their previous president looks like a hairless mole – cute maybe, but not beautiful) |
| Natural Beauty | 1 points (a PUSH here, as both countries have great natural beauty) | 1 points (wild natural parks couldn’t quite overtake so much coastline, mountains and rivers) |
| Language | ½ point (alors, voila!) | ½ point (in Namibia, they have clicks in their language, how cool is that? And Namibia is close enough to count for the host country!) |
| Dance | ½ point (the French know how to dress themselves, so at least they look good while dancing) | ½ points (tribal dances like to dress down, but a little more athleticism in their movement, so I give them a push!) |
| Food | 1 points (even though Uruguay’s food is based on European, there is just no way anybody is scoring any points against French food) | 0 points (ya, foie gras may not be beautiful, but there is a reason that French cuisine and haute couture go hand in hand) |
Final Score – France 5, South Africa 2
Both advance, but now France has a better draw for Round 2
Final Standings after Round 1:
France 9 points, South Africa 6 points, Mexico 3 points, Uruguay 0 points
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