Group A - Third games

Mexico vs. Uruguay

In a battle of the uglies, we decide the ugliest Group A country.

	Uruguay	Mexico
People	0 points (wow, the only girl I know from Uruguay is actually pretty cute, and now I have gone and given them 0 points in beauty for people!)	2 points (the french stand up as a group of pretty sex men and women)
Natural Beauty	1 points (although I took away points for this earlier, if 90% of the population live in Montevideo, the countryside must be pretty nice, and well, they do have a coastline along the Atlantic ocean)	1 points (for all I ragged on them, you do have the mayan pyramids, copper canyon, coasts on both the pacific and atlantic ocean, so a pretty beautiful place)
Language	½ points (I have a feeling like we may end up with quite a few of these Spanish on Spanish showdowns in the games to come)	½ points (we have to stop this spanish on spanish violence)
Dance	1 point (it is a shame that the sexiest dance known to man will not survive the first round)	0 points (Mexicans like to wear masks)
Food	0 points (outside of Uruguay, who eats Uruguayan food?)	1 point (pintos and rice finally prevail!)

Final Score – Mexico 4.5, Uruguay 2.5

Mexico leaves the tournament as a beauty in training – looking to grow up a bit. Uruguay needs a name change if it wants to win any beauty pageants.

France vs. South Africa

	France	South Africa
People	2 points (The President is married to a hot model)	0 points (their previous president looks like a hairless mole – cute maybe, but not beautiful)
Natural Beauty	1 points (a PUSH here, as both countries have great natural beauty)	1 points (wild natural parks couldn’t quite overtake so much coastline, mountains and rivers)
Language	½ point (alors, voila!)	½ point (in Namibia, they have clicks in their language, how cool is that? And Namibia is close enough to count for the host country!)
Dance	½ point (the French know how to dress themselves, so at least they look good while dancing)	½ points (tribal dances like to dress down, but a little more athleticism in their movement, so I give them a push!)
Food	1 points (even though Uruguay’s food is based on European, there is just no way anybody is scoring any points against French food)	0 points (ya, foie gras may not be beautiful, but there is a reason that French cuisine and haute couture go hand in hand)

Final Score – France 5, South Africa 2

Both advance, but now France has a better draw for Round 2

Final Standings after Round 1:

France 9 points, South Africa 6 points, Mexico 3 points, Uruguay 0 points