11 June 2010

Group A - second games

South Africa vs. Uruguay
Well a win by the host country in their second game would ensure that they advance. As we saw in the first round, other than dance, Uruguay is not so strong in the beauty department.

Uruguay

South Africa

People

1 point (90% are of European decent)

1 point (you have the Dutch settlers mixing with various tribes to give us such celebrities as Dave Matthews and Steve Nash!)

Natural Beauty

0 points (what of note is in this country? I did a project on it in grade 8 and even I have not remembered much of importance!)

2 points (elephants and lions)

Language

0 point (I have already demonstrated that Afrikaans > Spanish as it has this romantic, gruff tone that women love)

1 points (sorry spanish, too much passion ruins the beauty at this point)

Dance

1 points (tango = sex in motion)

0 points (no sex for me, I want to avoid HIV)

Food

½ point (um, wikipedia lists some Italian sandwhich as a national dish….this one is a draw pretty much because neither country is too strong here)

½ a point (when is the last time you went to Steers? It is the South African version of McDonald’s….taste pretty much the same)



Final score – South Africa 4.5 to Uruguay 2.5

With the win, South Africa advances to the 2nd round!


France vs. Mexico

I think the real battle here will be about the women and the food!

Mexico

France

People

1 point (girls, girls, girls)

1 point (filles, filles, filles)

Natural Beauty

0 points (Mexican Riviera)

2 points (French Riviera, you take your pick)

Language

1 points (Mucho gusto)

0 points (Sacré bleu) once again, Spanish proves to be a more beautiful language than French

Dance

1 point (Spanish is a language that translates well into dance – sex on the dance floor)

0 points (attitude is not enough for lack of creativity vs. other European dances)

Food

0 points (I actually love Mexican food but it is being held back by its relative street grub reputation)

1 point (“I’m Julia Childs, and I say French cooking is da bomb”)


Final score – France 4, Mexico 3

Our closest game yet, sees Mexico eliminated – I will miss the beautiful Mexican women, but the men are too ugly, and driving a camero is not getting them anywhere in the world of beauty.




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