11 June 2010

Group A - First games

Mexico vs. South Africa

Bafana Bafana, as the South African’s side is dubbed, are hosting this year’s instalment of the grand ball. But if you think I’m going to be lenient with them, think again. I mean, when you think of beauty, surely Mexico has to be one of the countries that come to mind immediately? Montezuma’s revenge, overpopulated mass urbanization, pollution, drug smuggling. Ah yes, beautiful Mexico. Um wait. Mexico is also the home country of her:


while South Africa is the home of “her”:


Hmm, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so this may be a tough exercise. Ok, so let’s break this down by category shall we? In fact, we’ll be using this approach regularly throughout these entries

South Africa



0 points – Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond does not count

2 points – hot women, suave men

Natural Beauty

2 points (Krugger National Park, Cape of Good Hope)

0 points (diarrhoea inducing water and all-inclusive resorts)


1 point (Afrikaans rocks)

0 points (Mexican Spanish is like saying that Québecois French is beautiful)


½ point (tribal Paul Simon inspired movements)

½ point (Mexican hat Dance alone is worth this one point!)


0 point + ½ for steal from Taco Bell loss by Mexico (combine Dutch, Indian, and Khoishan culture and what do you get? I don’t know, but it is better than Mexican inspired fast food)

1 points for tacos, nachos, burritos but for Taco Bell inspired penalty = ½ point

Final score – South Africa 4, Mexico 3

A WIN for South Africa!!!!!

(Mexico encourages men to start trimming ½ moustaches, while encouraging more Mexican women to take center stage for their next beauty contest)

Uruguay vs. France

Somehow, a small South American country that claims to know of my sexuality (no, you’re gay, stupid country), has more World Cup trophies than all of North America, Asia, Africa, and Oceania combined. In fact WAY more trophies (2 to zero). But how beautiful is Uruguay? Well, the snobby French are ready for them.




0 points (I’m tempted to give them a point as South Americans are generally pretty suave, but come on, against French girls???)

2 points (2 words: filles françaises!)

Natural Beauty

0 points (from Wikipedia: rolling plains and low hill ranges)

2 points (Paris, the city of lights + the Alps, um, no contest)


1 points (Mucho gusto)

0 points (Sacré bleu)


1 point (tango, enough said)

0 points


0 points (even though Uruguay’s food is based on European, there is just no way anybody is scoring any points against French food)

1 point

Final score – France 5, Uruguay 2

Les Bleus come out on top as expected


santa lily said...

buy cheap generic viagra 100mg

chenlina said...

burberry outlet
true religion jeans
ugg boots
instyler curling iron
pandora jewelry
ugg boots clearance
toms sale
chaussures christian louboutin
louis vuitton handbags
ugg boots uk

chenmeinv0 said...

louis vuitton outlet
christian louboutin pas cher
knicks jerseys
canada goose jackets
louis vuitton handbags
cheap pandora jewelry
mavericks jerseys
christian louboutin sale
thunder jerseys
ugg outlet

ninest123 said...

longchamp uk
nmd adidas
louis vuitton outlet store
sac longchamp
cveland cavaliers jerseys
pandora uk
houston rockets jerseys
cheap nike shoes
air jordans
oakley sunglasses

1111141414 said...

adidas nmd
nmd r1
adidas superstar
adidas superstar
adidas superstar UK

longchamp outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp le pliage

dong dong23 said...

moncler outlet
supreme clothing
canada goose
ray ban sunglasses
ugg outlet
michael kors outlet online
oakley sunglasses cheap
ralph lauren outlet
hollister outlet

ruting aaa said...

nike air max
cheap jordans
lebron soldier 11
kyrie 3
nike zoom
atlanta falcons jersey
nike air zoom
adidas yeezy
michael kors outlet store
yeezy boost 350
yeezy boost 350


authentic jordans
air max 90
air max
adidas shoes
nike air max 2017
nike running shoes
adidas online shop
kobe shoes
adidas store
yeezy boost

luckys said...

lucky patcher

Pansys Silvaz said...

pandora charms
denver broncos jerseys
ed hardy clothing
air jordan 12
air max 90
uggs outlet
ugg outlet
guess factory
ugg boots
undefeated clothing

luckys said...

love shayari in english

haiyan wu said...

golden goose sneakers
kobe shoes
vans shoes
off white jordan 1
ray ban sunglasses outlet
pandora jewelry
nike off white
kyrie 4
michael kors handbags sale
adidas nmd

Lily james said...

This is very educational content and written well for a change. It's nice to see that some people still understand how to write a quality post!
Hyundai Xcent Double Din Player
Tata Nexon Double Din Player
Hyundai Verna
Hypersonic OEM Double Din Player
J3l USB Double Din Player
Double Din DVD Player
car accessories
Hyundai Creta OEM Double Din Player
Hyundai i20 OEM Double Din Player
Hyundai Grand i10 OEM Double Din Player

Nitish said...

packer and mover chandigarh
Packers and movers in panchkula
packers and movers in mohali

Movers and packers in mohali

Unknown said...

visit to our website for Hp printers help

HP Printer customer support number
hp printer customer care number
hp support number
hp service centre USA
hp store contact number
hp service centre near me
HP Printer tech support phone number USA

Delta Customer Service Number said...

+18882623768 Delta customer number for
Technical Support


Cargo Department

Customer Service

Lost Baggage

Medallion Status

24 hours, 7 days
Delta customer service. Get in touch with Delta’s customer service department through the following phone numbers, email and contact form. For more information about reservations, technical support, cargo department, lost baggage and medallion status, please call the numbers listed Above .

Delta Customer Service Number
Delta Customer Service
Delta Customer Number
Delta Service Number

Anonymous said...



CALL 1 877 877-1481
We Resolve : WordPress Errors,
Do WordPress Maintenance,
Provide WordPress Support,
Get WordPress Hosting,
Do WordPress Website Customization and WordPress Website Development,
Also WordPress Installation, And WordPress Migration and much more.

Unknown said...

EXPERT WITH US. Call Us For More Info. +91-9717 419 413
COIM offers professional Digital Marketing Course Training in Delhi to help you for jobs and your business on the path to success.
Digital Marketing Course in Laxmi Nagar
Digital Marketing Institute in Delhi
Digital Marketing training in Preet Vihar
Online Digital Marketing Course in India
Digital Marketing Institute in Delhi
Digital Marketing Institute in Delhi

Delta Customer Service Number said...

+1 (888) 262-3763 Delta Airlines Customer Service Number for :

Delta Airline Reservatations

Airline Booking

PNR Change

Online Delta Ticket Booking

Delta Customer Care

Best phone number to reach Delta

Airline VIP Lounge

Delta Celebrity Reservation

24 hours, 7 days
Delta customer service number .
Get in touch with Delta’s customer service department through the following phone numbers,email and contact form.
For more information about reservations, technical support, cargo department, lost baggage and medallion status, please call the numbers listed Above .

Delta Customer Service Number

Delta Customer Service
Delta Customer Number
Delta Service Number